Lord, I praise You because...

You're a He, not an it.
You're different, and efficient.
You can't be corrected, shown up, or topped.
Your planning is perfect, and Your timing impeccable.
Your ways cannot be improved on, and are already perfect.
You are not a concept, an idea, or a keep-me-in-line-over-my-shoulder-dictator.
You are alive with feelings and love endlessly and unconditionally in this lost and dying world.